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1. #BOA VS PYTHON FULL MOVIE HOW TO#
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Meanwhile, Broddick decides to make lemonade out of lemons so he picks up his hunting buddies, consisting of a ragtag mix of goofy stereotypes, and jets over to the outskirts of Philadelphia so they can hunt down the giant python themselves.Įveryone eventually ends up in the underground industrial tunnels and corridors for really no other reason than because it would be cheaper for UFO to film in such a location. As absurd as this idea is, it’s all worth it just to hear ex-Playboy Playmate Jaime Bergman forced to repeatedly saying things with a straight face like, “You want to use my implants to track down the python?” Priceless. He wants to implant Betty the behemoth boa with those tracking implants and let it loose in the underground industrial ductwork in order to track down the giant python. The fed comes up with one of those “so crazy it just might work” plans, and keep in mind this plan was his first option and not a last resort. Betty is the world’s friendliest giant boa constrictor. Despite Betty’s lair requiring more fortification than the entrance to Cerebro, the three of them just walk in and stand around for a while without any protection and are never in any danger because the enormous snake would rather eat a smaller member of its own species than the tall people that look as if they’d make a much better meal. For the record, the herpetologist’s lab looks more like the interior of the X-Men’s base. You’re going to have call Bill Nye the Science Guy to explain that one because I haven’t got a clue, but since he was able to breed a giant boa constrictor I guess I shouldn’t bother questioning his other scientific techniques. He feeds average-sized boa constrictors to her so that it will help harvest some sort of miracle anti-venom. The fed also recruits a local herpetologist who just happens to have bred a giant boa constrictor named Betty. He’s called her in because she developed some sort of high-tech implants that can be used to track the rampaging python.

You better believe they find a convoluted way to use that special skill again later in the movie.

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Not only does she teach dolphins how to locate underwater mines, but she can also hold her breath underwater for a very long period of time. You know you must be watching a campy sci-fi flick when a busty blonde former “Baywatch” cast member is cast as a brilliant scientist. The fed immediately calls in the current Mrs. If you haven’t seen that film then you’re a better person for it. You see the only tie this film has to any of the previous movies that led up to it is the Python 2 storyline involving the US military blundering a plan to use giant pythons as tactical weapons leading to a massacre at a Russian lab. There are giant pythons in Russia? Well, yes. In comes a federal agent to investigate and he quickly deduces that someone has tried importing a giant python from Russia. Unfortunately, the giant python escapes its transport and proceeds to kill some henchmen, eat the world’s oldest teenager, and hide out in the underground industrial duct just outside of Philadelphia.

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Together they zip around in his CGI airplane, hang out in the front row of wrestling matches where they pull their guns on wrestlers that get too close to them, and prepare for a big hunt with the giant python the billionaire has transported in for game. She doesn’t like snakes, which of course explains why she has a huge snake tattooed on her back. Broddick has a girlfriend named Eve, played by former Playboy Playmate and current UFO Films “it” girl Angel Boris. So there’s this super billionaire casino owner named Broddick (Think Mark Cuban spliced with a James Bond villain and played by a guy who looks more like the male lead from any Andy Sidaris flick), who also happens to be an avid big game hunter.

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You see this boa is female, so not only is this movie a showdown between two colossal snakes but it’s also a battle of the sexes. The boa in this movie is actually a good guy, although not actually a guy. The boa has only appeared in one dreadful movie cleverly titled Boa, in which it battled Dean Cain in an underground Antarctic prison. In the other corner we have a giant CGI boa constrictor.

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Nonetheless, the python is once again cast as, if I may use pro wrestling terminology here, the heel. Therefore, it cannot be considered totally evil.

In the original Python, the snake killed off Casper Van Dien, Jenny McCarthy, and Wil Wheaton. In one corner we have a giant CGI python, as seen in two UFO productions. Predator bandwagon by pitting their two signature serpents in a one-on-one, winner take all smackdown. UFO Films, the makers of some of the lamest Sci-Fi Channel original movies like Dragon Fighter, decided to jump on the Freddy vs.